How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget...."

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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

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How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

What if loving you is gross?

That's the question.