How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

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What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."