Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds