Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.