What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

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Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ?

Burglars don't knock !

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

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Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.