What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket