Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.