Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

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How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

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What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.