How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

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What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

What console does god use?

Praystation

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

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How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

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Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

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Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.