How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

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How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!