What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

Lunartick Jokes More Lunartick Jokes

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A: A lunartick.

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.