What do you call a clock on the moon?

A: A lunartick.

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What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

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What do you call a clock on the moon?

A: A lunartick.

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.