What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

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What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

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Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.