What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

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What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What do we do now?

He said never mind we'll walk.

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.