Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Buzz Aldrin Jokes More Buzz Aldrin Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Neil Jokes More Neil Jokes

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.