Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
Do you want to be black, or white
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !
It blew up
Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.
Alarmed.
They SETI their alarm-y
It's 8:00 somewhere!
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
