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Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
because his career was in ruins
Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning
3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life
A rashtag.
Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.
me stops jumping: You would have said no
A: More guns.
Both will never get a college degree.
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.
It snickers
Alpaca ya bags.
More guns!
More guns.
