It's 8:00 somewhere!
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Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
It snickers
Ultraviolent
Alex Plain later !
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
Shipped beef!
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
A: Anything he wants to be called.
With the fishes.
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
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Alpaca lunch!
Caaaaarl!!
A. Telling you his real name.
Tequila never goes bad
