What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

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Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!