Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.