What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

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What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

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What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

What was the best part about Narcos Season 2?

SPOILERS Tata, Pablo Escobar

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What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ?

Chip of Fools !

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

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Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours