Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato that's also a sports fan?

A spec-tator!

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+