Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !