Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's big grey and flies straight up ?

An elecopter !

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!