What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

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What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

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What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

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What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.