Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

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How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.