Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.