What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

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What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

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Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.