What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

Previous Random Joke Next

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.