How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.