How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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Why does a rooster watch TV ?

For hentertainment !

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

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What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

A: To meet chicks.