What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a caver and a spelunker?

A caver rescues a spelunker.

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

A: It depends how hard you throw them.

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

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What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.