Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers

What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear?

A barracuchi.