What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style.