What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why does a rooster watch TV ?

For hentertainment !

Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

How does a burger acquire good taste?

With a little seasoning!