What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style.

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Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!

Choke Jokes More Choke Jokes

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."