Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!