What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

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What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!