What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

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What do you call a person with a nose but no body?

Nobody knows

What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

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How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.