A Redditor.
Nobody knows
A no-brainer
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !
Praise the Load
Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.