What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

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What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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What is the highest form of flattery?

A plateau

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

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What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!