What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

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Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear?

A barracuchi.

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Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while