What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do Irish feminists call men?

O'Pressors

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

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What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.