What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Patty O'furniture Jokes More Patty O'furniture Jokes

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture