How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.