What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

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Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

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What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?

His mummy.

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.