Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

What do you call an uneven body of water?

An inconsistensea.

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What is a terrorist his favourite car?

A Citroen C4

What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

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What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.