Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!