Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

Theft Jokes More Theft Jokes

What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.