Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.