Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Previous Random Joke Next

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

Theft Jokes More Theft Jokes

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft

Herbal Tea Jokes More Herbal Tea Jokes

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Anarchist Jokes More Anarchist Jokes

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.