Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.