Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

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What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

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Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.