Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

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Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.