Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

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What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

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Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.