What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

What is the quietest place on Earth?

The complaint department at a parachute packing company.

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How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

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What do you call a little spanish girl that searches for Redditors?

Fedora the explorer.

Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."