What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

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He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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They really get it's rocks off

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Because nobody liked it on earth.

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What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

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Alien vs. Predator

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!