Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

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What would happen if the Earth was a Cube?

We'd all be cubans. I'm sorry

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

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What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!