Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"