Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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What do you call a migrant in space?

illegal alien

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!