The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."

How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Udp Jokes More Udp Jokes

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?