The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Udp Jokes More Udp Jokes

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.