What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

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How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off?

NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!

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When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.