Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

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What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.