How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

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What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.