How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

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What was the geologists' favorite Musical genere?

rock

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

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Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)