How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

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What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

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How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

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How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.