How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.