What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

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Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

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What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

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What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.