What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

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How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

What do you call a Protestant in Greece?

Unorthodox

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?

Truck.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.