Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer