What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

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What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

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What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

Why Americans are so bad in geography?

They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.

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What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

What's does a black man have in common with a tornado?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood

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Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike?

Because either way someone is losing a trailer.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams