What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it is worth it..

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

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What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

Why Americans are so bad in geography?

They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer