What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

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Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

Kidney Jokes More Kidney Jokes

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.