What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

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Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.