How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

Pretty Girl Jokes More Pretty Girl Jokes

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

Why did the boxer date the pretty girl?

Because she was a knockout!