How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

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What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

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How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.