How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

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What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

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What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.